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After painting the wall in the backyard, I needed to move the ladder over to another spot to do some touch ups. The ladder was extended about nine feet, so it was more difficult to maneuver easily. The damned thing got caught on my nipple ring (I wasn't wearing a bra) and just about ripped the fucker off. Yes, there was blood. Yes, I actually ripped some of my skin ON MY NIPPLE. The ring was holding onto the entire weight of that ladder for more than two seconds and I nearly passed the fuck out. I always get this damned thing caught in seatbelts, bras, shirts and whatever that this is probably the last straw; I'm going to take it out once it heals properly. As much as I love it and the reasoning/memory of it, I don't know if I can handle going through life with just a single nipple, how will I feed my future children?
Damn, must go for a run tomorrow.
I am exhausted right now. Didn't fall asleep until four in the morning and I got up at 8:30 to paint.
So tired.
July 18 2005, 11:05:35 UTC 6 years ago
waaaah
that's some heavy kung fu shit going on there, LL. In fact, I'm so inspired ('pant wettingly terrified that the same thing will happen to me') that I'll probably get bilateral areolectomies.take them off. take them allllll off!
July 19 2005, 01:34:37 UTC 6 years ago
Re: waaaah
i don't know if i can go through life with boobies like barbie, except that hers are ten times bigger than mine....and white. but you know, we'd share the whole missing nipples aspect.July 19 2005, 12:14:32 UTC 6 years ago
Re: waaaah
when I was younger I decapitated barbie. it wasn't hard. then, in a panic, I brought her back to life. but she was no longer the same barbie. she was stronger... stouter... she basically had no neck and the superglue made sure she never turned her pretty face ever again.my sister wept. oh, how she wept.